What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 00:02

Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture
Still no good
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives