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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Why do people keep denying the similarities between Latin and Italian by saying they are totally different languages when it’s obvious they sound similar?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do some people enjoy being dominated?

Minds and Behinds

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

"It Was a Crazy Idea": James Webb Space Telescope Confirms Dramatic Phenomenon On Pluto - The Debrief

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

UFC fighter rips opponent after seizure causes last-second main event cancellation: ‘She’s a complete mess’ - New York Post

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Apple’s leaked 45W MagSafe charger is first to support Qi2.2 - The Verge

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Posting Memes With Pride - Vulture

Still no good

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?